The Passing Of An Era - The Torch Stops Here
Well, it's over...
No more lighters at the conventions. Last week the Washington Post reported that lighters are banned on flights in the continental homeland, "ending a security loophole that lawmakers said could be exploited by terrorists seeking to light explosives in the cabin."
Because, as we all know, terrorists light black circular bombs and dynamite sticks with lighters. Snidely indeed.
Silly silly.
So now, sex.com and cybererotica and all those guys are going to have to give up the lighter-logos, which is sad. I like those nifty new kind that had a bottle opener on them. Also, my CyberErotica lighter for some reason has lasted longer than any other I've had.
Oh, well - more baseball caps, then!
No more lighters at the conventions. Last week the Washington Post reported that lighters are banned on flights in the continental homeland, "ending a security loophole that lawmakers said could be exploited by terrorists seeking to light explosives in the cabin."
Because, as we all know, terrorists light black circular bombs and dynamite sticks with lighters. Snidely indeed.
Silly silly.
So now, sex.com and cybererotica and all those guys are going to have to give up the lighter-logos, which is sad. I like those nifty new kind that had a bottle opener on them. Also, my CyberErotica lighter for some reason has lasted longer than any other I've had.
Oh, well - more baseball caps, then!

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