Zombay Returns From Internext With New Tales, New Tone

Porn columnist in waiting and former iSN News correspondent Sidney Zombay has emerged from a six months absence with apparently incredible stories he will not report until he has written the columns, in the near future.

Meanwhile, he has written an odd, raving account of his time at Internext this past weekend.

Zombay claims to have gone through a hurricane boat wreck and woken up on the shores of the Westin Diplomat Hotel in Hollywood, just in time for registration, at which he produced his iSN credentials and promptly was welcomed into porn again.

The rest remains vague and will surely emerge over the coming weeks, as Zombay has locked himself in a webcam chat studio where he intends to write his accounts amidst the comings and goings of chat hostesses, day and night.

More to come. Read his latest raving here.