LCN Girl Better Than a Cup of Java

I don't know how they do it, these cheery, perky, happy, energetic, positive, up- beat, lively chat hostesses from ... well, I was going to say "from hell" because I haven't had my first cup of coffee yet.

But that's just morning crankiness and caffeine deficiency talking. They're actually heavenly creatures, and if you catch one of the LCN Girls online first thing in the morning you almost don't need that cup of java...

Almost, but not quite. Let's get real here. Still, if you're waiting for the coffee machine to brew it's potion and can't get behind deleting spam, scanning e-mail or other daily office duties, you might as well drop in on Gabriela and see how she deals with reality.

And she does much better than you or me, I must admit. She's listening to her funky Colombian rumba music and laying back answering questions about the state of her pubic hairs, smacking a butt cheek, and greeting new guys and regulars with her desire for a nice hottub...

I was surprised to see her before coffee this morning. usually she or the other featured LCN Girls log on at 10AM (eastern), and I was there at 9AM...

This is all fine - amazing, sexy interactive adult fun actually - but, the coffee is ready now, so I'll leave you to her and come back when I'm in a more human mood.